WARNING:
PLEASE READ BEFORE APPROACHING OR SPEAKING TO @TATANNA80:
If
you have an attractive husband or boyfriend, she might do one of the
following: Ask them to undress so she can take their picture. Take
their picture with their clothes on. More than likely, both will
happen and she will post them to either Twitter or Facebook. If you
get too close, she might lick said man, touch them inappropriately,
ask personal questions, and bite or pinch them.
Her
sense of humor is strange, foreign to some who do not understand.
Laugh and nod your head if you are one of those people. Do not be
afraid if she proceeds to sit you down and show you random pictures
that she finds hilarious. They are funny. You will laugh. Or she will
cut you.
Just
because she likes blood, gore, slasher films, all things goth,
spikes, blades, possibly guns, do not mistake her for a serial
killer. She is somewhat normal I assure you.
If
she is wearing heels, be aware they are nothing more than a concealed
weapon in which she will beat you with if you find yourself out of
line.
If
she is not wearing heels, she will use her fists. She *is* a
certified ninja.
If approaching
her in a customer service setting, mind your manners. If you are a
crack head, wannabe thug, someone who can’t keep their pants up, a
small child, haven’t showered in a week, paying in all coins, use
um over 50 times in one minute when deciding on your purchase, trying
to rob her, or missing teeth and smell like garbage, you should just
turn the other way and not approach. This is probably for your own
good.
That
is all. Have a nice day.
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